Hi. My name is Rex the Dalmatian. I'm brand new to blogging, and I apologize in advance for any cyber foo-paws I make online. As you can probably tell from my photo, I'm a young fella. I was born in 2005 or 2006.
Turn-ons for me include squirrels, wastebaskets with good stuff in them, other dogs, and people walking by my house. Overly-neat houses with nothing laying around are real turn-offs for me.
Whenever someone leaves the bathroom door open, I empty the wastebasket all over the bedroom floor. Some people misinterpret this as behavior of a rambunctious rascal. Actually, I'm just providing a thoughtful reminder to my mom and dad (the two-legged variety) to keep the bathroom door closed.
Being a thoughtful dog with a strong desire to please, I provide a variety of other thoughtful reminder services, including reminders NOT TO: 1. Leave shoes laying around 2. Leave food on the table or anywhere else within reach 3. Leave anything chewable within reach.
My sister, Kixx, a wide-butted Rat Terrier, is a real pain and quite bossy. She's also rather cogitatively challenged. In fact, she doesn't even know how to create a blog. Dumb dog!
Well, I've got to go for now. I think I hear my neighbor dog, Charlie, walking around in MY neighborhood. Wuff!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Rex the Dalmatian
Hi. My name is Rex the Dalmatian. I'm brand new to blogging, and I apologize in advance for any cyber foo-paws I make online. As you can probably tell from my photo, I'm a young fella. I was born in 2005 or 2006.
Turn-ons for me include squirrels, wastebaskets with good stuff in them, other dogs, and people walking by my house. Overly-neat houses with nothing laying around are real turn-offs for me.
Whenever someone leaves the bathroom door open, I empty the wastebasket all over the bedroom floor. Some people misinterpret this as behavior of a rambunctious rascal. Actually, I'm just providing a thoughtful reminder to my mom and dad (the two-legged variety) to keep the bathroom door closed.
Being a thoughtful dog with a strong desire to please, I provide a variety of other thoughtful reminder services, including reminders NOT TO: 1. Leave shoes laying around 2. Leave food on the table or anywhere else within reach 3. Leave anything chewable within reach.
My sister, Kixx, a wide-butted Rat Terrier, is a real pain and quite bossy. She's also rather cogitatively challenged. In fact, she doesn't even know how to create a blog. Dumb dog!
Well, I've got to go for now. I think I hear my neighbor dog, Charlie, walking around in MY neighborhood. Wuff!
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Good boy!! 🙏😘👍
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