Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Rex the Dalmatian

Hi. My name is Rex the Dalmatian. I'm brand new to blogging, and I apologize in advance for any cyber foo-paws I make online. As you can probably tell from my photo, I'm a young fella. I was born in 2005 or 2006. Turn-ons for me include squirrels, wastebaskets with good stuff in them, other dogs, and people walking by my house. Overly-neat houses with nothing laying around are real turn-offs for me. Whenever someone leaves the bathroom door open, I empty the wastebasket all over the bedroom floor. Some people misinterpret this as behavior of a rambunctious rascal. Actually, I'm just providing a thoughtful reminder to my mom and dad (the two-legged variety) to keep the bathroom door closed. Being a thoughtful dog with a strong desire to please, I provide a variety of other thoughtful reminder services, including reminders NOT TO: 1. Leave shoes laying around 2. Leave food on the table or anywhere else within reach 3. Leave anything chewable within reach. My sister, Kixx, a wide-butted Rat Terrier, is a real pain and quite bossy. She's also rather cogitatively challenged. In fact, she doesn't even know how to create a blog. Dumb dog! Well, I've got to go for now. I think I hear my neighbor dog, Charlie, walking around in MY neighborhood. Wuff!

1 comment:

CSMiller said...

Good boy!! 🙏😘👍